but seriously, kid kids.

This blog is all about my pathetic little radio show, Sparkle Death Die!, hosted on WLUR 91.5 in Lexington, Virginia every Friday from 10-midnight.

So, what is Sparkle Death Die! all about?

Well, I'll be honest.  It's about impressing women.   I want to impress women, internet.  All men do, but my way is special and watched eagerly by my superiors.  I will do this by playing a schitzoid mix of music each week, some happy, some hardcore, some grown from the ruins of my disasterous infatuation with Japan back when I was young and naive and not completely blase to everything but sensory deprivation.  There will also be whatever else I think sounds cool.  My taste is the essential blackguard against interlopers, meaning you fools will never hear me play Radiohead, but I'm just waiting for the perfect moment to spring Jamiroquai on all of you.

This will work.  I promise.

This blog will serve several purposes:

I will talk about Sparkle Death Die!'s gradual development.

I will post complete recordings of the show every week, along with playlists, musings, and all the other things that no one should even vaguely care about.

I'll occasionally post musings on music and culture in general.  Note that "musings" does not mean 3,000 words dickpulls about IMPORTANT THINGS, but more of WOW I LIKE AMON TOBIN DESPITE MYSELF BUT I STILL HATE CRYSTAL CASTLES SO GOOD FOR ME.

I'll be posting the fifth session of Sparkle Death Die! tommorrow, and probably then starting from the beginning.

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